rivalstruck:

soulsneasel:

why are bras called bras

battle ready armor

(via jetbag)

(via jetbag)

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

(via jetbag)

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

(via jetbag)

(via jetbag)

edrockbells:

i am that person who constantly jiggles their leg i’m s orry

(via jetbag)

mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

(via jetbag)

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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(via jetbag)

gallifrey-feels:

blaineaderson:

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

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I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

we’re getting you a puppy ok

#we are tumblr and we like getting people pets #and that’s as productive as we get

WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

(via black-heart-scarring-darker)

black-heart-scarring-darker:

mrtaxi77:

Master!

Master!

This shit is awesome! XD I love it!

Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.

onlycoreyfuckingtaylor:

the-woods-may-speak:

metal-possession:

ofullstandig:

Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cr…. Shit.

*crying*

Always have respect for Dio  I..I

Just respect for the father of heavy metal ! #RipDio #

onlycoreyfuckingtaylor:

the-woods-may-speak:

metal-possession:

ofullstandig:

Don’t cry, don’t cry, don’t cr…. Shit.

*crying*

Always have respect for Dio  I..I

Just respect for the father of heavy metal ! #RipDio #

(via black-heart-scarring-darker)

thesassycat:

People tend to confuse friendliness with flirting and thats real dangerous

dhalepga:

Rob stroking a big Weeeeeen

dhalepga:

Rob stroking a big Weeeeeen